Tom: C
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There was a man
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He had a chicken farm
F
He did it right and he knew it was right
G
Where the money would flow in
C Am
His grandaddy told him when he was a young boy
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He said son you're gonna die on this chicken farm
G
So you better get used to shoveling manures and
[Verse 2]
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One day he went home
F
And his wife was sucking some dick
G
From one of his homeboys
C Am
And he said why'd you do it to me
F G
She just cried and he let his homeboy just leave
C
And so they fucked for a second
Am
And finally they quieted
F
She cooked up some fried chicken
G
And they started moving silent
C
Through the kitchen to some old song
Am
They didn't know what was wrong
F G
Until the children came in and said Mom and Dad what are you doing
C
And they said nothing we're just boot scootin'
Am
Around the kitchen at nine
F G
O'clock in the night
[Verse 3]
C
The next morning he said baby, don't worry
Am F
I gotta go to work but it's not in a hurry
G
I can got time for, to love on you
C
But I gotta question for you
Am F
Did he stick his finger in your ass?
G
Like you like it, like you let me do
C Am
I can't handle it if you let him stick his finger in it
F
I won't have it no way in hell
G
I'll shoot him in the face and go straight to jail
C
But I got some chickens that need feedin'
Am
Cows at home they need to be grazin'
F G
But they won't do it without me, no
C
While my fucking wife is a whore
Am
Why do you like to suck mean dick every goddamn night
F
I wish you weren't such a whore
G C
But I kinda like it because it makes me horny
Am F G
Baby, please come back to me
N.C. C
Is your mom available?
