Tom: Em E 0 A 5 D 4 G 0 B 3 e 0 [Intro] Em C D G Em C D G [Verse] Em C D Throw that bottle of whiskey under the seat G Light a cigarette so he don't smell the weed Em C D G If he asks me to blow I'mma tell his punk ass to take me to jail Em C D I've been here time and time before G Rocky Mountains to Midway with every whore Em C D G In a 25 mile circumference of this damned ole town [Chorus] Em C D G Singin' la la la la let's pull over Em C D G I can't hold it will you turn the music up? Em C And let's play critter critter D G Em C D G Who is sober enough to take me to Taco Bell? [Interlude] Em C D G Em C D G [Verse] Em C D Last night was crazy and G There ain't a dent in my truck so we're golden Em C Lord We wanna thank you again D G For watchin' over us when all we do is sin Em C Let's go to Mr. J's buy another case D G Pack of cigarettes and be on our way Em C Back to boneyard D G Oh dear Lord [Chorus] Em C D G Singin' la la la la let's pull over Em C D G I can't hold it will you turn the music up? Em C And let's play critter critter D G Em C Em9 G Who is sober enough to take me to Taco Bell? [Interlude] Em C D G Em C D G [Chorus] Em C D G Singin' la la la la let's pull over Em C D G I can't hold it will you turn the music up? Em C And let's play critter critter D G Em C D G Who is sober enough to take me to, to take me to Em C D G La la la la let's pull over Em C D G I can't hold it will you turn the music up? Em C And let's play critter critter D G Em C D G Who is sober enough to take me to Taco Bell? Em C D G Singin' Who is sober Em C D G Who is Sober? Em C D G Enough to take me to Taco Bell [Outro] G Em C Em C D G I need a taco, I'm drunk for some tacos, will somebody take me to taco bell?