Tom: D D G D Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads D A7 A whale of a tale or two D G 'bout the flappin' fish and the girls i've loved D A7 D A7 On nights like this with the moon above D A7 D A7 A whale of a tale and it's all true D A7 D I swear by my tattoo G D There was mermaid minnie, met her down in madagascar G D She would kiss me, any time that i would ask her G D A7 Then one evening her flame of love blew out D A7 D G Blow me down and pick me up! D A7 D She swapped me for a trout D G D Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads D A7 A whale of a tale or two D G 'bout the flappin' fish and the girls i've loved D A7 D A7 On nights like this with the moon above D A7 D A7 A whale of a tale and it's all true D A7 D I swear by my tattoo G D There was typhoon tessie, met her on the coast of java G D When we kissed i bubbled up like molten lava G D A7 Then she gave me the scare of my young life D A7 D G Blow me down and pick me up! D A7 D She was the captain's wife D G D Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads D A7 A whale of a tale or two D G 'bout the flappin' fish and the girls i've loved D A7 D A7 On nights like this with the moon above D A7 D A7 A whale of a tale and it's all true D A7 D I swear by my tattoo