I got plenty of money 
Got my bills all paid 
I got money that the government 
Don't even know was made 
But I'm a little .. 
Short! Short! Short! Short! 
Short! Short! Short! 
A little short on love 
But not for long 
She's a-comin' home 

I was so tall in high school 
In sports, I was a crook 
I was so hot, I had to squat 
To shoot a hook 
But I'm a little short .. 

Now I've got wheels a-rollin' 
Any kind your heart desires 
I got: bicycle, tricycle, motorcycle 
baby buggy, lawn mower, skates 
wheel barrow, boat trailer, tractor scooter 
and a brand new Cadillac with a-white wall tires 
But I'm a little short .. 

She left me on Monday morning 
I was a mess by Monday night 
I'm six foot, eleven: that's an inch under seven 
But that don't cut no ice 
When you're a little short ..