I put on my prettiest dress And cry at my own birthday party Don't I look like such a mess? I don't think I'm even sorry My sob story Disaster is my favorite compliment I love my party dress I'm having a great time Being the punchline Of my own joke I think I'm gonna be fine (be fine, be fine, be fine) This comedy of mine I laugh so hard I choke I laugh so hard I choke Ha-a-a-a Ha-a-a-a Mascara running down my cheeks Forgot to eat lunch for the third time this week (ah) My mom is worried about me (oh) Like how'd she ever raise such a goddamn crybaby That's so embarrassing What a little bitch I turned out to be Lost my dignity, ran out of money I don't know how to fix What I cannot see Got no clarity, it's kinda funny I'm having a great time Being the punchline Of my own joke I think I'm gonna be fine (be fine, be fine, be fine) This comedy of mine I laugh so hard I choke I laugh so hard I choke All I really want, all I really want, all I really want Is a pity party All I really want, all I really want, all I really want I'm not even sorry All I really want, all I really want, all I really want Is my fucking party All I really want, all I really want, all I really want And I won't be sorry All I really want, all I really want, all I really want Is a pity party