Tom: D D A G D There was a time in my life that I felt so all alone D A G D That I never thought that someday I would have a happy home D A G D A family and a four track radio shack microphone D A G D A backyard and a hammock and a paid off student loan D A G D A backyard and a hammock and a paid off student loan [Chorus 1] D A G D G A D D So if you see me and I'm dreaming D A G D G A D D A-bout selling socks on e-Bay D A G D G A D D Shake me hard till I'm a-wake D A G D D A G D The stitches will unravel, the stitches will unravel D A G D G A D The stitches will unravel if you knit with fishing line G A D G A D Though your cast will be refined, You'd be better off with twine [Verse 2] D A G D When I was a kid we would play Annie at recess D A G D I was always Sandy because I was the smallest D A G D From all that crawling on the blacktop there were holes in all my jeans, D A G D In the toes of my both shoes but I never complained D A G D Because I didn't think that I could sing D A G D See I never perfected that nasally thing D A G D When all the kids sang in the school play D A G D Now I know it's better if we don't all sound the same D A G D Now I know it's better if we don't all sound the same [Chorus 2] D A G D G A D D So if you hear me and I'm screaming D A G D G A D D A-bout auditions for Annie D A G D G A D D I hope you will try out with me D A G D G A D D There are parts for e-v'rybody G A D G A D And you don't need to be the dog unless you like being the doggy [Verse 3] D A G D He's up against a team that he has never seen before D A G D And they march into the outfield like they're marching off to war D A G D It's a good one out to right field but they're quick and make the play D A G D And as the curtain closes he just bows and walks away D A G D Singing, "If you're breathing you are living D A G D And if you're living you are learning D A G D So write and write and keep on writing D A G D Just make sure your life's exciting" [Chorus 3] D A G D G A D D So if you see me and I've joined the roller derby D A G D G A D D Know that I've become something I always wanted to be D A G D G A D Fast and strong and part of a team D A G D G A D Teacher, thanks for every-thing [Outro] D A G D You said "If you're breathing you are living D A G D If you're living you are learning D A G D So write and write and keep on writing D A G D Just make sure your life's exciting D A G D Write and write and keep on writing D A G D Just make sure your life's exciting D A G D Write and write and keep on writing D A G D Just make sure your life's exciting D A G D Just make sure your life's exciting D A G D Just make sure your life's exciting