Tom: E
E
I found someone new who treats me better
E B
She don't bitch about things we ain't got
E
When I sing this tune it don't upset her
B E
She's half your age and twice as hot
(Verse)
A
Oh she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes
E
Doesn't care about the strippers dancing at my shows
A B
She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know
(Chorus)
E
I found someone new who treats me better
E B
She don't bitch about things we ain't got
E
When I sing this tune it don't upset her
B E
She's half your age and twice as hot
(Verse)
A
Oh she don't start trouble cuz she dont need drama
E
She likes it in the mornin' and she loves my momma
A B
I'm her big poppa an she's my little rock n roll
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
E
I found someone new who treats me better
E B
She don't bitch about things we ain't got
E
When I sing this tune it don't upset her
B E
She's half your age and twice as hot
