Tom: G G She showed up at my house at half past nine C In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine D G She said this will be a night you won't forget G She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood C I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes D G She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said [Chorus] C Don't touch my Willie G I don't know you that well D Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones G G7 Hell, or anybody else C I don't know what you heard G I ain't that kind of guy C D Yeah so don't touch my Willie G We'll get a long just fine [Verse 2] G She said she never met a man like me in her life C D Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night G I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard G I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone C D There's a lot of other records that you can choose from G So let me make myself clear before you go too far [Chorus] C Don't touch my Willie G I don't know you that well D Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones G G7 Hell, or anybody else C I don't know what you heard G I ain't that kind of guy C D Yeah so don't touch my Willie G We'll get a long just fine [Outro] C D Keep your hands off my Willie G We'll get along just fine