When you broke your rib I wanted so badly to check in You lost your new phone in the accident You were looking at a text I sent Picturing your ribs all breaking I set the world record for pacing Then fucked up an email to you and Sent it to the whole damn school on accident C'mon baby tell it again I love the part where I look stupid Cmon baby tell it again Cmon baby tell it again Add it to your best five I'm sure it'd be that funny If you'd actually died When you hit your head I thought you were dead on the carpet You sliced your finger open on accident There was blood on the ceiling I remember screaming at your roommate Up until the moment you were okay All that for stitches and a headache And a lump in my throat the next day C'mon baby tell it again I love the part where I look stupid C'mon baby tell it again C'mon baby tell it again Add it to your best five I'm sure it'd be that funny If you'd actually died C'mon baby tell it again C'mon baby tell it again C'mon baby tell it again Dig into the ribs