I'm tinkering with my mind Well it kind of helps to pass the time When you don't rise til the afternoon Trivialities balloon From here on in to kingdom come I used to worry about the bomb But now it concerns me more What you've got in store for your midnight feast No not enough chocolate today my dear And could a movie crew please call round Because i'm feeling under-represented We loiter by a phonebox Just in case it decides to ring and We write a personal website Inbetween some lazy surfing and We read the letters of henry root Now i want to sink into your wit Strange enough, it seems a perfect fit We watch some naughty super-8s The living room's in such a state The lps gather signs of wear Just like the clothes and we grow our hair Just take some advice from me That things can be put off almost indefinitely Oh yes – definitely Of that i'm sure And there's so many poems to read Come on let's sink into the settee How about some syngamy?