Halloween... (x4) Halloween is such a nice time (why is it a nice time then?) I dunno, just is – but let me tell you about it Bats come out Children come out In their finest costumes Made of black Faces painted in lime green (it makes you sick) Halloween (x4) Pumpkin pie (x3) (won't you give it a try?) It tastes nice (eat it!) Mother's serving pumpkin pie On plastic plates for the children (the children?!) “talking”, she tells them It will feed them all You'll get fat You'll get wide You'll feel sick And then you'll die Into the cemetery you will go Six feet under you will be placed Perhaps in a wooden box Or maybe not What a horrible end (maggots!) In the fiery depths of hell (x3) (hello be'elzebub! you awright are you?) Hello there young man! would you like to buy a used car? In the fiery depths of hell You'll meet satan and his three pronged friend Yes – he will poke you And he'll roast you That will be your end Halloween will not be your friend You won't see god Never again