Tom: D
D A G
everybody knows you go to Melrose for those clothes
D A G D
and everybody sees that you prefer to drive my black Mercedes Benz
A G
and i won't meet you at the Starbucks down the street
D A G
and everybody knows he's just a secret trust fun baby
D A
fuck fake hippies.
G
fuck fake hippies.
D A
fuck fake hippies.
A G
you kinda smell like shit.
D A
because real hippies,
G
they don't wear zubie
D A
they don't have blackberries,
G
so fuck fake hippies.
D A G
you don't eat meat so you can't fit into chick jeans
D A G
and i don't understand you wipe you're shitty ass off with your hands
D A G
cuz you don't believe in toilet paper, just chick jeans.
D A G
and i'm fucking sick of these musician artist mood swings
D A
fuck fake hippies.
G
fuck fake hippies.
D A
fuck fake hippies.
A G
you kinda smell like shit.
D A
because real hippies,
G
they don't wear zubie
D A
they don't have blackberries,
G
so fuck fake hippies.
D A
so fuck fake hippies.
G
fuck you fake hippie
D A
you stupid hippie.
G
you shitty ass hippie,
D
you kinda smell like shit.
D A
and i guess i mean that literally
G
shit stains in your zubie jeans
D A
text message in that blackberry
G
you stupid fucking fake hippie.
D A G
fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
D A G
oh fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew.
D A G
fuck you suck my dick too, ew ew ew ew.
D A G
suck my dick, ew ew ew ew.
D A
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
G A
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
D A
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
G A
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
ew
ew
ew
ewwwww.
