I've been telling you there's someone else Virginia You're not listening this time I think you should But you've never really cared have you Virginia So you just can't see how anybody could Yes Virginia there is another woman and she loves me like I used to wish you'd do Yes Virginia there is another woman now I need her more than I need you (Yes Virginia yes Virginia yes Virginia yes Virginia) I have never measured up to what you've wanted I'm through trying now I know I never can That's the reason why I love her so Virginia She accepts me just exactly as I am Yes Virginia there is another woman... (Yes Virginia yes Virginia)