Kennedy

Turkey Pot Pie

Kennedy


I'm depleting brain cells every day 
Eating turkey pot pies off of TV trays 
My black fingernail ain't a good thing 
I've got twelve long steps to sobriety 

I've got no money and I've got no home 
Then my old lady cold throw me the bone 
I'm depleting brain cells every day 
Eating turkey pot pies off of TV trays 

But when I do I'm gonna turn around 
And say hello to your girlfriend 

Now I'm packing my bags and I hit the street 
I've got a one way ticket to New Orleans 
A bottle of port and an ounce of weed 
It's gotta last me 'til I find my old lady 

And when I do I'm gonna turn around 
And sit down and be lazy 

Blue balls ain't no fun and I know 
Why don't you stick to what you know