Tom: B [Intro] B C#m E B I hate Shakespeare and Gosling and Cakes with white frosting C#m Two names in a heart-shaped tattoo E C#m I think cupid is stupid and violets B Are purple not blue B I hate catching bouquets, the honeymoon phase C#m And letterman jackets don't fit E C#m Your eyes can't hold stars and you'd die B If your heart really skipped B I hate love songs C#m Yeah, I really do E C#m I hate love songs B But I love you B I hate pink hearts with glitter and Valentine's dinner C#m And roses just die in a week E We were drunk when we met C#m B So we don't know our anniversary B And I'm far too vain to kiss in the rain C#m The clouds, they aren't numbered to nine E C#m And you make me feel something but it sure B As hell ain't butterflies B I hate love songs C#m Yeah, I really do E C#m I hate love songs B But I love you ( B C#m E C#m B ) D#m And I'll always love you but I don't have to sing it C#m "For worse or for better" don't rhyme D#m They say I got the right one so now I should write one C#m Em But I'd rather just show you tonight B I hate love songs C#m Yeah, I really do E C#m I hate love songs B But I love you B I hate love songs C#m The old and the new E C#m I hate love songs B But I love you