I don't care much about cocaine And you'll never see me jumping out no airplane Wine and whiskey don't give me no thrills And I don't care 'nuthin about them nasty little pills But women... That's a whole 'nutha thang You won't see me wasting all the money I made And you ain't gonna see me drivin' no escalade If you're looking for a handout you're wasting your time I wouldn't give a crutch to a cripple I wouldn't give a bum a dime But women... That's a whole 'nutha thang Now when you talk about the women That's a whole 'nutha thang I like 'em big, tall, short, fat, thin and in between I like 'em when they're gentle and I like 'em when they're mean I like 'em when they whisper but I love 'em when they scream I don't buy stocks I don't place no bets I won't be smoking none of them stinky cigarettes Only one thing makes me throw my money away And that's a little TLC And a little T&A But women... That's a whole 'nutha thang