2 cars, 3 kids, 6 phones Whole lot of confusion in my home 500 stations, on the TV screen 500 versions of the same ol' thing Y'all know it's crazy Drivin' me insane I don't want to be a superman I just wanna' go somewhere and use my hands And keep it simple, real simple I called my doctor on the telephone The lines were open, but there was nobody home Press 1, press 2, press #, press 3 Why can't somebody just pick up the phone And just talk to me Y'all know it's crazy Drivin' me insane I don't wanna be a superman I just wanna' go somewhere and use my hands And keep it simple, real simple Well I went down to the local coffee store The menu went from the ceiling All the way down to the floor Decaf, cappuccino or latte, said the cashier (I said) give me a small cup of coffee And lemme get the hell outta here Y'all know it's crazy Drivin' me insane I don't wanna be a superman I just wanna' go somewhere and use my hands And keep it simple, real simple