Tom: G Intro: Am D E A Train me up to be the brightest star E A I'm not laughing but I think you are G And I'm not the kind of person E That takes things lightly (x2) Am D Cause all I want is a place of my own G E With a little patch of garden and a patio Am D And all I want is a room with a view G E With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you Am D With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you E A Train me up to be the brightest star E A I'm not laughing but I think you are G And I'm not the kind of person E That takes things lightly (x2) Am D And all I want is a photograph G E Because I can't walk in when having a bath Am D And all I want is something that's mine G E Not to have to buy the toothpaste every time Am D I don't want to buy the toothpaste every time Am D G E Am D G E Am D With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you E A Train me up to be the brightest star E A I'm not laughing but I think you are G And I'm not the kind of person E That takes things lightly Am D Cause all I want is a place of my own G E With a little patch of garden and a patio Am D And all I want is a room with a view G E With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you Am D With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you Outro: G F# G