I remember breakfast Used to be my favorite meal Big ol' eggs and lots of butter Food you could feel Now it's figs and wigs fiber I'm pure as I can be Devils call, angels fall I want my BLT (Chorus:) (You can't do that You can't do that There's no eating, cheating, treating You can't do that You can't do that You can't do that) Well, let's talk about my lovelife It used to be so free. If I saw something I wanted. I just drag it on home with me Now you're talking blood tests and sexual history Aw, it used to be fun, To do run, run Now it's life and destiny. (Repeat Chorus)