Tom: G
G Em Am D
[Verse 1]
G Em
I don't even comb my hair
Am
when I... wake up in the morning,
D G
I've always been like that,
Em
My clothes are on the floor
Am D
and I... just don't have the time
G
to put them back
[Pre-Chorus]
Em Am
La-di-da-da-da,
D G
La-di-da-da-da
[Chorus]
G Em
Is this what you truly want
Em
for a girlfriend?
Am D
Or am I just someone you find
G
pretty cute for a good time?
Em
Don't go breaking my heart,
Am D
I think very deeply and I hold
G
very dearly from the start,
Em Am D
So why do you still love me?
G Em Am D
So why do you still love me?
[Verse 2]
G Em
I'm so useless in the kitchen
Am
and my... cuisine is lousy,
D G
It makes you want to curl,
Em
My toes are awfully huge,
Am D
And I... am not just the stuff
G
that makes a girl
[Bridge]
Em D
Pardon me, I'm quizzical,
Em D
Pardon me, but I'm quizzical,
Em D
Pardon me, I'm quizzical,
Am C G
Hoo... ooh... ooh
[Instrumental]
G Em Am D
[Verse 3]
G Em
I don't even call you baby
Am
'cause that's... what I call my dog,
D
It would have sounded funny
G
and so strange,
Em Am
Don't expect me to be crawling over you,
D G
For maybe I'm just a poor unromantic,
Em Am D
Why do you still love me?
[Outro 1]
G Em Am D
So why do you still love me?
G Em Am D
So why do you still love me?
G Em Am D
So why do you still love me?
G Em Am D
So why do you still love me?
[Outro 2]
G D
Pardon me, I'm quizzical,
G D
Pardon me, but I'm quizzical,
G D
Pardon me, I'm quizzical,
G D
Pardon me, but I'm quizzical,
G D
Pardon me, I'm quizzical,
G D
Pardon me, but I'm quizzical,
G D
Pardon me, I'm quizzical,
G D G
Pardon me, I'm quizzical
