In this lonely bar
I'm glad that you sat down beside me
Like your company
Like the drinks
And all the rest
Don't feel much like talking
'Bout this dream that's been denied me
But as you say it might be well
To get it off my chest
Well, sir
There's really not too much to tell, sir
I took one look at him
And fell, sir
And I am doing not so well, sir
Well, sir
I'd like to crawl back in my shell, sir
But I'm completely in his spell, sir
I think you understand me well, sir
Feelin' sorry for myself
I know it's wrong
Of this I am aware
Might as well feel sorry for myself
For I'm the only one around to care
Well, sir
I guess that's all there is to tell, sir
And so before I say farewell, sir
Make mine another Scotch and seltzer
Another Scotch and seltzer
