Tom: C G F G F E|x-x-(3)---3---7-x-x-5-x-5-x-7-5-5-x-x-(3)---3---7-x-x-5-x-5-x-7-5---x-x---| N.C. B|x-x-(3)---3---8-x-x-6-x-6-x-6-6-6-x-x-(3)---3---8-x-x-6-x-6-x-6-6---x-x---| G|x-x-(4)---4---7-x-x-5-x-5-x-5-5-5-x-x-(4)---4---7-x-x-5-x-5-x-5-5---x-x---| D|x-x--5---(5)---------------------------5---(5)----------------------------| A|x-x--5---(5)---------------------------5---(5)----------------------------| E|x-x--3---(3)---------------------------3---(3)----------------------------| G F G F E|x-x-(3)---3---7-x-x-5-x-5-x-7-8-7-5-3-(3)---3---7-\-0-5-x-5-x-7-5-5-x-x---| B|x-x-(3)---3---8-x-x-6-x-6-x-6-6-6-6-3-(3)---3---8-\-0-6-x-6-x-6-6-6-x-x---| G|x-x-(4)---4---7-x-x-5-x-5-x-5-5-5-5-4-(4)---4---7-\-0-5-x-5-x-5-5-5-x-x---| D|x-x--5---(5)---------------------------5---(5)----------------------------| A|x-x--5---(5)---------------------------5---(5)----------------------------| E|x-x--3---(3)---------------------------3---(3)----------------------------| G F G F I don’t believe the story, but maybe it’s one I need to hear G F G F You get one hell of a party, oh even if the spirit’s insincere Em7 A Because I hate beginnings C G But can’t handle ends Em7 A So is it worse to marry C D Or to die as friends? G F When you don’t believe the story G F But maybe it’s one you need to hear G F Well as half the folks I know start to go G F It’s becoming all too clear [Verse] F C Brian ordered his old fashioned after I ordered mine F C We compared notes on what brought us to this DoubleTree at the IC waterline F C I bemoaned the ceremony, he said his kids would be OK Dm G C When I was singing Ben E. King, he was living out the 50 Ways F C F C F Am F Oh man, I got to thinking, after we’d been drinking Dm7 That maybe what they say is true [Chorus] G F G F 'Cause I don’t believe the story, but maybe it’s one I need to hear G F G F You get one hell of a party, oh even if the spirit’s insincere Em7 A 'Cause I hate beginnings C G But can’t handle ends Em7 A So is it worse to marry C D Or to die as friends? G F When you don’t believe the story G F But maybe it’s one you need to hear G F Well as half the folks I know start to go G F It’s becoming all too clear [Verse] F C Five years ago, Katherine referenced the insurmountable F C By two years ago, at the altar, I assumed he’d been held accountable F C I’d had my suspicions, but it wasn’t my place Dm G C And now he’s wasting his breath just trying to plead his case F C F C F Am (x2) F Oh man, I started thinking, after we’d been drinking D7 That maybe what they say is true --- Instrumental (the same pattern of G and F as the chorus/intro) --- [Chorus] Em7 A Because I hate beginnings C G Ah, can’t handle ends Em7 A So is it worse to marry C D Or to die as friends? G F G F When you don’t believe the story, but maybe it’s one you need to hear G F Well as half the folks I know start to go G F It’s becoming all too clear