When I See An Elephant Fly

I saw a peanut stand 
Heard a rubber band
I saw a needle 
That winked it's eye
But I think I will have 
Seen everything
When I see 
An elephant fly

I saw a front porch swing 
Heard a diamond ring
I saw a polka-dot railroad tie
But I think 
I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly 

I seen a clothes horse 
He r'ar up and buck
And they tell me that a man 
Made a vegetable truck
I didn't see that 
I only heard
But just to be sociable 
I'll take your word 

I heard a fireside chat 
I saw a baseball bat
And I just laughed 
Till I thought I'd die
But I'd be done see'n 
About everything
When I see an elephant fly