Some dogs got big eyes 
And some got dirty hair
And some dogs are the type 
Your momma said don't care
Dirty is my style 
And I like my oil crude
You're the ugliest thing I've ever seen 
And I think I love ya

Far be it from you 
To tell me what to do
Who I choose to rock my world 
Ain't up for review
Nothin' left is sacred 
So I changed my point of view
You're the ugliest thing I've ever seen 
And I think I love ya

Monkey see and monkey say
Who tell monkey the way
Monkey will if monkey ma-a-a-ay, ohoh
(Boy that boy's ugly!)

Come on…

Monkey see and monkey say
Who'll tell monkey the way
But monkey will if monkey ma-a-ay
(Ooohooohoooh)

I don't mind if you don't keep you're nose too clean
I just wanna know if you're hidin' somethin' I ain't never seen
Nothin' left is sacred 
And I changed my point of view
You're the ugliest thing I've ever seen 
And I think I love ya

Oooh, ugly hey
Ugly heyey
Ooh
(She is an ugly sucker)