Cheated my way through medical school to obtain this job
My office is filthy, I'm not bathed, you can call me Doctor Slob
My procedures never go by the book, I let my tools rust
Bringing home cash for prescribing birth control to sluts
I don't know the first thing about treating a female's itchy crotch
So I insert my fist into her cunt while my colleagues watch
Move my fist around while she screams in pleasure or pain
Sounds of ecstasy or suffering, to me they are all the same
My diagnosis of leprosy was wrong because she just had a yeast infection
I really don't give a fuck because molesting her was my only intention
