Full-length motion picture about the messiah who was lazy
Written and directed by Raging Bull Scorcese
Keitel will play Judas, Jesus played by Willem Dafoe
Getting an erection over Magdalene hoe
Get your popcorn kids; this is going to be sick
A pregnant Virgin Mary sucking the Christ Child's dick
Total box office smash that wins an Academy Award
Making shitloads of cash off of the crucified whore
Even if the Christians tell you that hell is where you will go
Sit down by the fire and watch the Saturday night premiere on HBO
