Full-length motion picture about the messiah who was lazy Written and directed by Raging Bull Scorcese Keitel will play Judas, Jesus played by Willem Dafoe Getting an erection over Magdalene hoe Get your popcorn kids; this is going to be sick A pregnant Virgin Mary sucking the Christ Child's dick Total box office smash that wins an Academy Award Making shitloads of cash off of the crucified whore Even if the Christians tell you that hell is where you will go Sit down by the fire and watch the Saturday night premiere on HBO