Jon Cozart

Vine Vs YouTube: The Song

Jon Cozart


Anything you can do I can do better
Vine can do anything better than YouTube
No, it can't
Yes it can

If you think Vine is great, YouTube is greater (well)
Don't be a hater, I'm greater than you
No, you're not
Yes, I am

Vine is just a gimmick
Only for a cinic
I can do impressions
I can help depression
Oh

Education vids made me a grad and YouTube's free
Ah, wait for the ad
Anywhere you can reach I can reach further
I can reach double as far as you can

No, you can't
Yes, I can
Yes, he can
Yes, I can

Vine stars are bratty
Go back to mom and daddy
You should put disclaimers
On the YouTube gamers

I hear you only last 6 seconds long
Do girls complain?
It's enough for your mom

Anything you do
I can loop better
Everything I do
Is better than loops

No, it's not
Yes it is
No, it's not
No, it's not
No, it's not
No, it's not
No, it's not
Yes, it is

Viners are obnoxious
Even when unconscious
YouTube's for talent
It's for Vevo and Fallon

You're just another Disney schmuck
Parodies aren't art
Story time
You suck

Anything Vine can do
YouTube does sweeter
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes I can
No, you can't
Yes I can

No you can't can't can't can't can't
Can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't
Yes I can can can can can can can
You shut up!
No
I can't

Anything Vine can do
YouTube does better
Anything YouTube does
Vine can do best

No, no, no, no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
No, no
Yeah, yeah!

No, no!
Yeah, yeah!

Anything Vine can do
YouTube does better
I can do anything better
Better, better
Than you!

No, you can't
Yes, I can