Hey girl, yeah I've liked you for a while
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your butt, your skin and smile
So even though I'm awkward most of the time
I still consider you absolutely sublime
Hey girl, yeah I'm really not a freak
Except for those times that I've watched you sleep
So even though you probably think I'm gay
You turn me on more than anne hathaway
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than emos love girl jeans
I love you
Hey girlfriend, I like you more than food
But I also like your boyfriend so don't be rude
So because you stole him away from me
I'll gladly break your face and shatter your knees
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love throwing up my food to lose weight
I love you
Hey boy, ya know I think you're such a hottie
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your clothes, your abs and body
So even though you left me for that b*tch in 7th grade
I'm glad you were the first guy that I ever laid
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than my momma love chinese food
I love you
Hey dude, this might sound really gay
I like your clothes, your taste in girls, your smell and body spray
So even though I made out with your girlfriend last week
You're the coolest guy I ever wanted to meet
Hey mommy, I only like you when you're nice
I like it when you give me toys and cake and coke with ice
So even though you spank me when I break your favorite things
I still love you and it makes me want to sing (about how mean you are)
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than dad loves playboy books
I love you
Hey guys, you're all looking pretty great
Please comment and subscribe and don't forget to rate
So even though I really don't know you as a friend
I'll be there for you till the very end (of this video)
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than asians love homework
I love you
