The rich gal she ride in an automobile Poor gal do quite the same My gal she rides an old ugly hay wagon But she's getting round just the same (Chorus:) Well I'll be there in the morning if I live (If I live) I'll be there in the morning if I don't get killed (If I don't get killed) If I never, never see you no more Why don't you please remember me The rich gal when she's fighting, she'll bop you with a stick Poor gal do quite the same My gal get a rusty razor and run you all over town Because she's raising hell just the same (Chorus) The rich gal, she drink that good ol' whiskey Poor gal she drink quite the same But my gal she drinks that nasty old Thunderbird wine And she gets twisted just the same (Chorus) A rich gal she'll kiss you nice, she'll kiss you oh so sweet Poor gal she do quite the same My gal she'll jump on you, she'll snaggle on your lips And she will loving you just the same (Chorus)