It is of an American A tale to you I'll tell To find ancestral roots he came To Ireland for a spell The last night was a banquet, The best he'd ever seen And while he dined an orchestra Was playing evergreens He ate and drank and drank and ate And listened to the songs And all the while he hoped for one Where he could sing along So he approached the leader To ask his orchestra If they would play a favourite Of his Irish grandmother "She sang to me when at her knee I played with childhood toys I thought tonight I'd hear you play Her song 'Paddy me boy' "It was", said he "a rare old song My grandmother's great joy So please be quick and wave your stick And play 'Paddy me boy'" The orchestra were at a loss, They didn't know the tune The leader said "Its getting late, We're due to finish soon But we're here to please you, We've no wish to annoy If you can hum or whistle it, We'll play 'Paddy me boy'" He smiled his modest smile, He'd much to be shy about He had a think, he took a drink, Was this a moment's doubt? He blew his nose, he cleared his throat, He coughed and struck a pose "I'm not much of a singer, but I'll do my best, here goes" Oh…oh…oh…Oh Paddy me boy, is that the Chattanooga choo choo?