Fascinating rhythm You got me on the go Fascinating rhythm, I'm all a quiver What a mess you're making The neighbours want to know Why I'm always shaking Just like my grandmother Each morning I get up with the sun To find at night no work has been done I know that once it didn't matter But now you doing wrong When you start to patter, I'm so unhappy Won't you take a day off Decide to run along Somewhere far away off And make it snappy Oh how I long to be The man I used to be Fascinating rhythm Why don't you stop picking on me