Tom: F#m
E7:02010x
Em/G: 3x200x
Amaj7: x0212x OR 57665x (when doing the descending chromatic progression)
F#m7: 24222x
F#7: 24232x
Fm7: 13111x
G#m7: 46444x
G7: 35343x
note: '/' with a space between chords means to slide up
[Intro riff] (first two notes start on upbeat)
E|------------5--12--12--10--------------------------------------5--12--12--10-------------------------------|
B|5--4--3--7-----------------10--12--14--------------5--4--3--7-----------------10--12--14--------15| --------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
x2
[Intro chords]
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 F#m7
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 G#m7 G7 F#m7
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 F#m7
Bm7 Em/G F#m7 F#7
[Verse 1]
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 F#m7
But wait, do I really have to go outside?
Bm7 E7
All them people they drive me so damn crazy
Amaj7 F#m7 Fm7 / F#m7 (see note)(can add top F# on the top E string too)
Tryna tell me they're something they're not
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 F#m7
Oh wait, do I really have to go outside?
Bm7 E7
Driving through A traffic, man that's crazy
Amaj7 F#m7 Fm7 / F#m7
I'm still stuck, fingers up, on the 5
[Pre-chorus]
Bm7 E7
Leave a message, after the beep
Amaj7 F#m7
I'll reply as soon as I can
Bm7 Em/G
You can leave me a voice mail or two
F#m7
But no guarantee that I'll get back to you
Bm7 E7
Saw your message, after the beep
Amaj7 F#m7
"Dude, come out as soon as you can"
Bm7 Em/G
Guess I'll have an old fashioned or two
F#m7
But the drinks are on you
[Chorus]
Bm7 E7
Some might say I'm old and crazy
Amaj7 F#m7
But I'm sick of friday nights
Bm7 Em/G
Dancing with a stranger
F#m7 F#7
Under the disco lasers
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 F#m7
Pointless conversations that are filled with TE 's
Bm7 Em/G
I just called my Uber
F#m7 F#7
I'm headed home tonight
[Interlude] (riff can also be played here)
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 F#m7
I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 G#m7 G7 F#m7
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 F#m7
I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)
Bm7 Em/G F#m7
[Verse 2]
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 F#m7
Oh wait, a new colorway that caught my eye
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 F#m7 Fm7 / F#m7
Spending another day, another dollar on things I shouldn't buy
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 F#m7
But wait, do I really have to go outside?
Bm7 E7
I'm laid out on the couch, tired and lazy
Amaj7 F#m7 Fm7 / F#m7
I just got done with my 9 to 5
[Pre-chorus]
Bm7 E7
Leave a message, after the beep
Amaj7 F#m7
I'll reply as soon as I can
Bm7 Em/G
You can leave me a voice mail or two
F#m7
But no guarantee that I'll get back to you
Bm7 E7
Saw your message, after the beep
Amaj7 F#m7
"Dude, come out as soon as you can"
Bm7 Em/G
Guess I'll have an old fashioned or two
F#m7
But the drinks are on you
[Chorus]
Bm7 E7
Some might say I'm old and crazy
Amaj7 F#m7
But I'm sick of friday nights
Bm7 Em/G
Dancing with a stranger
F#m7 F#7
Under the disco lasers
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 F#m7
Pointless conversations that are filled with TE 's
Bm7 Em/G
I just called my Uber
F#m7 F#7
I'm headed home tonight
[Tag] (riff can also be played here)
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 F#m7
I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 G#m7 G7 F#m7
Bm7 E7 Amaj7 F#m7
I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)
Bm7 Em/G F#m7
