Out of the west come a glorious fool He tried to impress me with curious cool He lied from the start But I knew just what he was trying He lied to his mother And lied to the rest He lied to his brother Who loved him the best He lied to himself I believe that he lied to my children They say that half the lies he tells you are not true They say that half the lies he tells you are not true Half the lies he tells you are not true You know that half the lies he tells you are not true You may come to the White House You may walk through the white door And may come to the white building Sleep on the White House floor You’ve come to the wrong people Come to the wrong floor, yeah You knocked on the wrong window Come to the wrong door, he Watching a person Watching a leaf Watching a Christian Watching a thief You can watch what you want, when you will But you can’t watch a liar Even lied to your children They say that half the lies he tells you are not true They say that half the lies he tells you are not true They say that half the lies he tells you are not true at all They say that half the lies he tells you are not true Out of the west came this curious fool Intent to impress me with his cool He lied from the start But I knew just what he was trying Well he lied to his mother He lied to the rest He lied to the people Who loved him the best I believe he lied to his children They say that half the lies he tells you are not true They say that half the lies he tells you are not true Half the lies he tells you are not true Half the lies he tells you are not true You may come to the White House You may come to the white door You walked through the white building You might sleep on the White House floor You may come to the wrong building The wrong door, yeah You come to see the wrong people Come to the wrong partner They say that half the lies he tells you are not true Half the lies he tells you are not true They say that half the lies he tells you are not true They say that half the lies he tells you are not true Believe me that, half the lies he tells you are not true Believe me that half the lies he tells you are not true They say half the lies he tells you are not true Half the lies he tells you are not true