Meet Mr. Mud

My baby's just about ruined my name 
She's "bad mouthin'" me and it's a shame 
She's tellin' ev'rybody I'm to blame 
She's just plain makin' mud out of my name 

Oh, meet mister Mud 
Meet mister Mud 
My name is Mud 
Spelled M, and a U 
And a D, spells mud 
Oh, that's me 

She's sladerizing me all over town 
And everyone she meets she puts me down 
It's getting so I can't go uptown 
'Cause everybody looks at me and frowns 

Oh, meet mister Mud...