Tom: G
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I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad.
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I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad).
[Verse 1]
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If I found that I was soluble, it would be a pain.
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I couldn't go outside, you see, if it began to rain
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If I woke up soluble, I'd have to shake and cower
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In abject terror every time that I walked past the shower.
[Refrain]
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I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad.
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I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad).
[Verse 2]
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I'd probably lose all my friends, for they would point and laugh
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At how I was quite terrified of going near a bath.
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I'd hate find I'm soluble, I'd effervesce and bubble
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If accidentally one day I stepped into a puddle.
[Refrain]
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I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad.
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I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad).
