Joe Weller

Ronaldo Chop

Joe Weller


I was walking down the street
It was all going wrong
Like bomb too strong for me

I felt the illest
The weirdest and the realist
But then I looked to the floor
And then I just felt fearless; tearless

I came to a stop
Took a little look
Ronaldo chop

Bit down, to the ground
felt as though I passed out
Next ting I know
Pow!

School bound
Enter the gates
Been found
Now I'm the bait

Worthless
Embarrassing
You're just plain dumb
This ain't the way that it's going down son

Cuz I'll hit you with the chop
Ronaldo Chop
You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block!
Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe!
Lol jokes, cuz I am too

Later that day,
I was looking at the weather
When walking by
The fittest girl ever

I went in for the kill
And Offered up the D
Said I've brought 10 rubbers with me

I was thinking it was all going well
Then saw that I'd pissed myself
He's a loser, and ugly too
Yo bitch, STFU

Cuz I'll hit you with the chop
Ronaldo Chop
You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block!
Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe!
Lol jokes, cuz I am too

Now that, I'm basically magic
I feel like a monster
No not Jurassic

Woah look!
It's Draco Malfoy
"I got you a ride!"
Now let's go to town boy!

Pimpin' and dealing
He's at it all day
His specialty?
Self BJ's

Outa nowhere
A penguin appeared
Beating up malfoy
Not today dear!

Cuz I'll hit you with the chop
Ronaldo Chop
You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block!
Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe!
Lol jokes, cuz I am too

Cuz I'll hit you with the chop
Ronaldo Chop
You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block!
Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe!
Lol jokes, cuz I am too