Tom: B Intro 2x: E|-------0---------| B|---2-----2-0-2---| G|---2-2-----------| D|-----------------| A|-0---------------| E|-----------------| B I'm, I'm good at wasting time F# I think lyrics need to rhyme G#m And you're not asking E But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache B I eat cheese F# But only on pizza, please G#m And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla E Otherwise it smells like feet to me C#m B And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail C# And I love it when you say E My na-e-a-e-ame B If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres F# A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see G#m Everything E But Remember that you asked for it B I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier F# To let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what G#m Lives in my brain, E My heart well you asked for it C#m For your Perusing B At times Confusing C# Slightly Amusing E Introducing Me B Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do F# Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do G#m La Da Da Da, E F# La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da B Da B I never trust a dog to watch my food F# And I like to use the word G#m Dude, as a noun, E Or an adverb, Or an adjective B And I, I Never really been into cars F# I like really cool guitars G#m And Superheroes E And checks with lots of zeros on 'em C#m I love the sound B Of violins C# And makin' someone E Smi-e-i-e-ile B If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres F# A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see G#m Everything E But Remember that you asked for it B I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier F# to let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what G#m Lives in my brain, E My heart well you asked for it C#m For your Perusing B At times Confusing C# Possibly Amusing E F# Introducing Me C#m B Well you probably know more than you ever wanted too C# E So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime So... B If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres F# A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see G#m Everything E But Remember that you asked for it B I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier to F# let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what G#m Lives in my brain, E My heart well you asked for it C#m For your Perusing B At times Confusing C# Hopefully Amusing E Introducing Me B Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do F# Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do G#m Do Do Do Do E F# B Introducing me...