When I come home late from work thisty as I can be I see the sparks locked uptight and a little The bills on the table I be home after eight You see my baby only loves me when I don't feel so great when I'm drunk, I'm single and there's no two ways about it and you try to talk your sense to me I've lived all my life without it some talk funny and some can't walk and others fall down on the floor when the beer's upon my fidelity is the first to go Well I'm swiveling on the bar stool now you know I do feel fine and the skirts are creeping up on me with every bootle that I buy well there's stephany and shirley, lucinda, jane and sue sometimes it get so overwelm lord I don't know what to do when I'm drunk, I'm single and there's no two ways about it and you try to talk your sense to me I've lived all my life without it some talk funny and some can't walk and others fall down on the floor when the wine is flowing my fidelity is the first to go well the bar is closing down now but I'm not going home now I'm free as a bird now but I just hate to sleep alone Judge henry's only daughter I hear she's got a little outside But she is standing on the parking lot and she's asking for a ride when I'm drunk, I'm single and there's no two ways about it and you try to talk your sense to me I've lived all my life without it some talk funny and some can't walk and others fall down on the floor when the wine is flowing my fidelity is the first to go when I'm drunk, I'm single and there's no two ways about it