Tom: C A G F G* E|------5----------3---------1----------x--| B|------7----------5---------3----------x--| G|------6----------4---------2----------x--| D|------7----------5---------3----------3--| A|------5----------3---------1----------3--| E|------5----------3---------1----------3--| INTRO: A G G* x2 VERSE 1 A Talkin' about my new french girlfriend G we met yesterday her name's Renee F A armpit hairs and black berets. G F A she drinks her coffee on ambrettes G F A she always looks like she's depressed G F A A G A G G* she smokes before, during, and after sex yeah. VERSE 2 Talkin' about my new french girlfriend dresses like a mime likes cheese and wine and we share the same bra size. And she made me grow a thin mustache and now i look just like her dad coincidentally his name is Renee too yeah BRIDGE G F A And when we kiss nothin' but tongue G F A she hasn't showered in a month G F A A G A G G* and did i mention the bitch don't like to shower.