To Third Eye Blind's "Jumper" It's almost the 14th of February So try and guess Why I'm so depressed I wish you would send that valentine, my friend You should see the junk mail and bills that I've been getting in And, if I get one more thing from Ed McMahon, I'll kill my mailman... To Sean Mullin's "Lullabye" She said she likes hard candy I said 'yeah who doesn't?' Her favorite ones are the hearts with all those words on them like 'hug me' and 'kiss me' and 'miss ya' and 'cutie pie' And I said 'if I get those things then maybe tonight you'll be mine' She said 'you're a complete idiot' 'Cause it's almost midnight on Valentine's Day and I haven't gotten one damn candy' I took her hand, brushed back her hair, and I sang to her I said 'I know a place, it's open up all night' Valentine Valentine Valentine To New Radical's "You Get What You Give" It's 3 O'Clock in the morning A wasted Valentine's night, right My ex-girlfriend's getting a phone call tonight I got tequila in me Don't hang up, It's your ex-boyfriend Jimmy I am drunk, Had six Long Island iced teas I love you, Won't you come back to me please? To Madonna's "Ray Of Light" I got myself a Whitmann's Sampler Chocolate It comes with a diagram, That describes every one And it's sealed, in a heart-shaped box And it's sealed, in a stay-fresh box And it's sealed Will you be my Valentine? Will you be my Valentine? Will you be my Valentine?