I said yeah yeah No no no no no no Now listen to me My wife ran off with the garbage man My wife ran off with the garbage man Now I don't miss that woman But somebody gotta empty my can Now let me tell you what happened I came home the other night Caught the two of you alone And you told me was a nudist Who came in to use the phone Well I come from Alabama baby And I got this banjo on my knee Now you know I love to pick the banjo Why does the whole wide world gotta pick on me? Listen to this honey I'm gon' to take you over to my place I'm gonna to stomp on your head I'm gon' kill you so bad You gonna wish you was dead I'm gonna mess with you baby Now let me tell you what I'm gonna do I'm gonna take you to a secret place Where I got a vat full of dippity doo Sixteen little red noses and a horse that sweats Gonna dip you in that dippity doo Tie a rubber band around my fanny And run around you screamin' like I'm an airplane And make me take off Cause I love you baby oh Love you pretty Momma Yeah I love yeah yeah yeah No no no no no Yeah