Arrested on charges of unemployment he was sittin' in the witness stand
The Judge's wife called up the district attorney
Said free that brown eyed handsome man
If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man
Flyin' cross the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walkin' cross the sand
She'd been a walkin' thirty miles on route to LA
To get a brown eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man
[ fiddle ]
Way back in hist'ry three thousand years in fact ever since the world began
There's been a whole lotta good men who sheddin' tears
For a brown eyed handsome man
A lotta trouble with a brown eyed handsome man
Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mama told her daughter darlin' go out
And find yourself a brown eyed handsome man
Because your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man
[ fiddle ]
Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass she had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match to meet a brown eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man
Two three count with nobody on he hit a high fly into the stand
Around the third he was headed for home it was a brown eyed handsome man
That won the game it was a brown eyed handsome man
