Tom: A A I was tuning in the six o clock news cast E And the weather man mentioned snow As soon as I heard that four-letter word A I was making my plans to go If I was a bird I would fly back South D Or a bear I would go to sleep A Anything rather than hang around here E A When the snow starts getting deep D A Now you know what they say about snow flakes D A How there ain't no two the same D A Well, all them flakes look alike to me E A Every one is a dirty shame D My ears are cold A My feet are cold D A Bermuda stays on my mind D A And I'm here to say that if winter comes E A Then spring is a ways behind A I don't have no heavy hip boots E I don't have no furry hat I don't have no long-john underwear A No layer of protective fat I'd take a plane right to sunny Spain D Oh, but I don't have the dough D A But I'd build a bridge and I'd walk there E A To get away from all that snow D A Oh, I'd build a bridge and walk there E A To get away from all that snow