Man 1: Excuse me, is this the right room for the dave letterman show? Man 2: You got the wrong room pal, loser! Man 1: Fuck you! Man 2: fuck you back! Woman 1: When does it start? Woman 2: How should i know? Man 3: i hope i get to see some bare breasts! Male audience members: Me too! Woman 3: Why are all men such losers? Woman 4: Nice to see the lesbians in. Audience members: Cocksuckers! Man 4: I hope there's some fighting! Audience members: Of course there'll be some fighting, you stupid asshole! Man 4: Who you calling asshole? Audience members: You, asshole!