Tom: D D G Today he traded his big 98 Oldsmobile Em D He got a heckuva deal on a new Porsche car D G And he ain't wearin' his usual grey business suit Em D He's got jeans and high boots with an embroidered star Chorus 1: F#m G And today he's 40 years old going on 20 F#m G Don't look for the grey in his hair 'cause he ain't got any G D He's got young thing beside him that just melts in his hands Em A7 D He gone middle age crazy, trying to prove he still can He's got a woman he's loved for a long, long time at home But the thrill is all gone when they cut down the lights They've got a business that they've been awhile coming by It's been a long uphill climb but now the profits are high Chorus 2: And today he's 40 years old going on 20 And he hears of sordid affairs but he ain't had any And the young thing beside him, you know she understands That he's middle age crazy trying to prove he still can