Wasn't gonna go Got a little late Alice called me up Said she had to wait Was a litte mad Got into the club Saw you with a girl Said "hello what's up" She's got a fake nose And a bunny on her skirt So I know that it's true And I wish you tried to make me understand It's okay But you're not looking straight at me Cause you can't find the lies Make up stories about people I don't know After all I already started getting back at you Got myself a drink Had a little much Felt a little weird Said "bartender, such Big and manly hands Make me feel so high Make me wanna scream Make me wanna die