Tom: G
Em C D Em G C D G
G C
I know I may not look like much
D Em
Guess the years have been a little rough
G C
I'm not worried, no, I've got it planned
D G
I wanna be your one night stand
G C
We'll check in to a dive motel
D Em
The carpet's worn and the curtains smell
G C
TV's old, wallpaper bland
D G
I wanna be your one night stand
Em C G D
Oh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine
Em C Cmaj7 C Bm Am
Oh, making love underneath the vacancy sign
G C
You don't have to meet my folks
D Em
I won't bore you with my stupid jokes
G C
Just a guy with a minivan
D G
I wanna be your one night stand
Em C G D
Oh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine
Em C Cmaj7 C Bm Am D
Oh, making love underneath the vacancy sign
G C
So, let's leave the kids at home
D Em
You wear that blouse, I'll wear cheap cologne
G C
Throw away our wedding bands
D G
I wanna be your one night stand
