Tom: B B Come on now Willie don't look at me that way E B I know you like a paperback book,'cause i've read every page F# I know what you're thinkin' and i don't think you're thinkin' at all This is old Hoss that you're talkin' to B The one with the perfect recall [Chorus] (Waylon & Willie) B F# No i ain't goin' down on the border with you tonight B Drinkin' tequila,taking chances on our lives F# All the women are crazy,they like to party till daylight B On second thought if i can find a clean shirt i might [Verse 2] B Wait a minute Waylon i ain't said a thing about that E B Sometimes i just like to wear my spurs and my old Mexican hat F# But we sure had fun the last time that we were down there And when we woke up,you had that weird tattoo B And somebody had curled my hair [Chorus] B F# All the women are crazy,they like to party till daylight B On second thought if i can find a clean shirt i might