Jello Biafra

The Myth Is Real - Let's Eat

Jello Biafra


In San Francisco you can be mayor at 18 
But ya gotta be 26 to drive a cab 

What goes on 
Is not what we're told to see 

Patrick Henry said "Give me liberty or death" 
At the time he owned 65 slaves 

The myth is real - Let's eat 

Fake patriots say you can't burn the flag 
But guess who whines the most 
'bout having to pay taxes 
To their country 
Decay 
Decline 
Cover up 
Refine 
Dow Jones 
Where's home 
When everything we lean on 
Is up for sale 

Ad lady purrs, "Drink our liquor, you'll get laid" 
Next billboard says, "Don't drink and drive" 

What goes on is not what we're told to see 
Panic! Panic! War on Drugs 
But you can buy beer at gas stations 

The Myth is Real - Let's Eat 

Pagan priests first used perfume 
To mask the smell of burning flesh 
Back in ancient Rome 
The statues were unscrewed 
Leaders change - just replace the heads 

Decay 
Decline 
Cover up 
Refine 
We are 
In life 
Roulette wheel 
Or the ball inside 

Anyone out there stopped to think 
What our lives might be like today 
If Karl Marx was as good a salesman 
As Walt Disney 

The bacon brought 
You home to cook 
The lobster lets 
Itself get boiled 
Looks too hard to climb 
Out of the pot with all the crabs 
Fear the unknown - 
Who taught you that? 

One hundred million trees a year 
Get made into junk mail no one reads 
What goes on is not what we're told to see 

Half of all Americans don't read books 
I'm one of them, but you're reading this 

The Myth is Real - Let's Eat 

General Robert E. Lee 
Freed his slaves before Grant freed his 
Brian Willson's legs 
Severed by a train 
The crew sues him for stress 

Levis were once made of hemp * 
From the marijuana plant 
One acre makes four times more paper 
Than an acre of trees 

More protein than soy beans 
Threat to logging companies 
Du Pont and tobacco barons 
Got it banned in '37 

The world is made of connections 
So many sheep in wolf's clothing 
Scary times are never dull 
How long before our empire falls 

No one wants the Pentagon 
Toilets for six hundred bucks 
Japanese spend twice as much 
On pinball as defense 

Meanwhile concerned citizens 
In Albany, Oregon 
Try to ban a book 
'Cos it makes fun of Santa Claus 

We're told 80% of people like the President in the polls 
While only 15% believe he's in control 
And 64% of lowans surveyed 
Want to be reincarnated as themselves 

Wowee...